Bad sex Captain?

I know not of this phenomena - unless you are describing what people call "rape" which to be honest is a misunderstood art of love-making.


Like that time I leapt upon an old woman in the newsagents who was buying her weekly Take-a-Break. At first she was screaming blue murder as my hands probed all three of her holes, as were the staff in the shop who were frantically trying to drag me away. As expected however, the members of staff and indeed old wifie eventually placated and began to enjoy the wholesome and deep, loving sexual experience.

There was blood everywhere though
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:42, Reply)