Tulip
...since Germaine Bloody Greer studied feminism at university (and got a flipping professorship out of it!) do you reckon we can studying "masculism" at university?

Specialist modules include:

Cooking: Where's the Kitchen?
Directions: I know where I'm going!
and (my favourite)
Girlfriends: Why they are more than just your lift home from a party...

(Top tip: If you're driving to a party with your other half. Get to the party, and quickly neck about 3 double brandies, then turn to your partner and say "Sorry! I thought you were driving home!")

@BGB either you're calling me a little prick (stunningly accurate statement, by the way) or you mean artificial insemination. If you mean the latter, then may I remind you that you've got it get it out of the bloke first!
(The Stig, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)