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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning peopleKittens make crap prophylactics. They keep playing with the pubic hair.
For best results, you need to kill it first. A good hard raping usually fucks up its internal organs sufficiently.
*sniffs* I smell quite strongly of Dexron VI gearbox oil due to asplodey metal bits earlier this morning. Mrs Duck asked me which new aftershave I was wearing the other day. It wasn't aftershave - it was Swarfega. I worry about the woman.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:10,
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