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Orgy in the woodsOnce upon a time Morgan Freeman, Bert and Al caught Miss Piggy and Kermit fucking frantically in the woods.
Bert pounced on Kermit and inserted his warty penis in Kermits green passage. Al found the whole sight extremely erotic and started to stroke his throbbing member as his eyes were filled with a lifetimes worth of sexy images. Feeling left out, Morgan slapped his wrinkly phallus across Miss Piggys pink cheeks. Beckjsbx taunted Miss Piggy as tears rolled down her cheeks.
"I bet you have a beautiful cunt" she spat.
Miss Piggy look fearful as Becky threw Kermit of the porcine princess, casting him to Bert and Als mercy. Morgan meanwhile laughed and kept his rythmic slapping whilst Becky parted Piggys oily, greased lips and inserted her feminine fist into her glistening hole
They then set Kermit and Piggy on fire, ate their barbecued flesh and lived happily ever after.
THE END.
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