This causeth me to giggle.
Found this on Craigslist:
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Little Person Wanted for party on Friday! - w4m - 21 (Richmond)

I am looking for a little person to accompany me and my boyfriend to a sex party on Friday. You don't have to participate...just attend. If you've ever been interested in seeing what goes on in those types of parties, just let me know. Honestly, I just love little people and have nothing but respect. Friday is our fetish night and I thought it would be fun if anyone would like to come with me. You'll be completely hands off to everyone else....unless you choose not to! It's all up to you. I can bring a male or female or both. Just let me know!Oh and little person to me is someone who is legally classified as a dwarf so please don't respond if you are just a short person. I think we all know what I'm going for with this ad.Thanks!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:36, Reply)