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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A British Ambassador goes over to Ghana...to deliver an ultimatum to Idi Amin.
"We've heard about the way you're running this country," he says, "and we don't like it. Either stop it, and clean up your act, or we will cease all trade with you."
Idi Amin is unruffled.
"If you do that," he replies, "I will take your Queen's face off our banknotes."
The Ambassador takes a deep breath and calmly replies.
"If you do that, we'll take your face off the marmalade jars."
Oh, sorry, that could be quite offensive, couldn't it?
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