Back to poo.
We actually still sell Izal at work. I can't recall one single person buying it since I started working here. The stuff itself has probably gone past its best before date...

I used to do one poo every day, conveniently in the morning when I got up. Now I can poo for England all day long. I think it's prolly a sign that I should stop eating... that and the two stone weight gain in the last six months or so. And it doesn't half stick to the paper (at the moment it's Co-op's cheapest because it proclaims to save trees... I would venture that it does this by not containing any, and it doesn't work out cheaper because it takes half a roll per wee, and wee still gets on my hand because the sheets are too small), wipe after wipe after wipe and still there's poo.... What's that with? Too much wheat? Sugar? Fat? Stress...? Anyway I have resorted to using moist wipes too. And I use facewipes for face, then pits if necessary, then bits if necessary, or feet. But not bits and feet. Unless I haven't done pits... I think the rule is three body parts per wipe.

Gone off me yet?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:53, Reply)