Thanks very much
To those who posted 'jokes' following my plea for help.

The Madness/Suggs joke won. Meaning I'm not trying to wipe UHT sqirty cream off my hair and face.

No such luck for Julie from the Operations Team though, her 'knock knock' joke was both shit and lacking in any originality. She lost.

Oh, a massive NINE QUID was raised for red nose day. (more has been spent putting these awful events on today than has been raised).

If you've got no idea what I'm rabbiting on about - never mind.

Mullered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Julie got covered in UHT squirty cream, did she?
Eh?
Eh?

*sigh*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Nope!
On account of her recently having had her hair 'done' and the fact she's going out.

And the fact you could 'buy' your way out of any forfeit for a fiver, which is most people's preferred route.

We've almost hit the staggering amount now if £15.00
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, Reply)