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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuckety fuckety fuckety fucksocks!This morning I decided that the hair was too unruly and I should stop procrastinating and lop it all off so last night I charged the clippers and this morning set to work.
Then the cunting clippers stopped working. I'm now sat here with an 1/8th of a skinhead and the rest is sideshow bob hair.
My lovely better half has taken pity upon me and made a mercy trip to Argos for a replacement set. But not before hooting with laughter.
Nicky Clarke and his inferior clippers can suck my fucking balls.
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