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Today I decided that enough was enough and dug out the clippers to get rid of my, quite frankly bouffant, hair. Clippers had been on charge since last night and I started work only for the fuckers to stop working, resulting in this:



Yes, I know I look like I have eaten a bucket of cat AIDS but in my defence I'd not long been out of bed.

The reason for my misfortune was in fact karma - Have a look at the newspaper headlines which I had been trimming my Sideshow Bob hair over. Not really what you could call sympathetic.



So all in all, Jade Goody fucked my clippers with some kind of psychic malevolence leaving me looking like a chemo patient. So here you are dear B3tards, the balad of Spunky.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)