Teehee
on the subjec tof chainsaws, a friend of mine asked me to come round and prune her bush once, so I went there and found that the chainsaw had to be assembled first.

I was sat by her pool, wearing chainsaw trousers and a vest, putting the groove bar into the muffler, when she came round the corner with a nice young couple she was showing around, as she was hoping to rent her annex to them. She introduced me as her retarded cousin, and I greeted them with a pleasant smile, a wave of the chainsaw and an enormous, 'PISSFLAPS' at the top of my lungs.

Ahh... those were the days.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)