I doubt they'll ever put it in the newsletter
so have some of this as I'm bored

www.flickr.com/photos/28289543@N04/sets/72157606396085388/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 11:44, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hope
No harm came to any animals in the making of this epic?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Nope, just a monkey and a bottle of ketchup

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)

That's alright then.
Presumably the ketchup was to make Bert more palatable?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Why are we posting this again?
Is it not bad enough that I already had to die for all your sins once?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Because I'm bored and have nothing else to do
It's special Bert, everytime you die a little kitten giggles :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I love this.
It is excellent, excellent work!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:16, Reply)

I'd love to see that
then of course, I'd wipe the smile off its face with an angle grinder.

It is a very lovely story, and as then, I am just as honoured at all the effort my two biggest fans went to to please me.

Maybe there should be a sequel, 'The Rise/Return of the Monkeysex'?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Zombie Bert Monkeysex?
I'd like to see that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Your two biggest fans?
Umm...did you not get the point of the exercise Bert?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Despite your hatred of me
you are still my two most ardent admirers, and don't you forget it.

Peace out, blud.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Whatevs dude

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I picture you and MM
sitting on a garden fence, mewing at the moon, pining for my return every night. Hoping that one day I might once again grace you with my enlightening presence, bringing gifts of sardines and pissing up your furniture.

www.b3ta.com/talk/6025000
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:37, Reply)

That is truly
wonderful and gave me glee for the rest of the day.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 16:20, Reply)