Well said
all of it.

Now, before you explode and take out the whole world with a hacksaw and a blowtorch one day when someone treads on your toe whilst queuing for some ham in Tesco, I suggest you do the following:

1. Ask the person holding up the ticket queue if they're going to be much longer
2. Enjoy the porn. Enjoy tapping on the toilet door and calling, "Tickets please!"
3. Tell your ex you don't wish to talk to her for the same reason you dumped her
4. Ask your housemate to clean up. Fix the doorbell and wrap some tape around it. Put a note inside telling him to stop being such a lazy cunt, grow a pair and sort his life out
5. Gym bunnies are stuck up bitches and muscle bound blokes are cunts. Everyone else breaks sweat when they go to the gym. Ignore the cunts.
6. She probably went home because she realised you didn't have a pair ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)