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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nice :-)Essex girl crashes her car, spins it right round and crunches it up.
Paramedics arrive and drag her from the smoking wreck.
"What's your name?", asks the paramedic
"Uuugh, Tracy", replies the girl
"Do you know what happened Tracy?"
"I think I crashed my car..."
"Ok, Tracy, that's right", says the paramedic, flashing a light in her eyes and checking her over, "And how many fingers have I got up?"
"Oh fuck! Don't tell me I'm fucking paralysed from the waist down!"
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