Tsk tsk tsk
This is disgraceful, just think of all the furry little creatures you've let down.

You know while you were reading that nob joke last week, little Hammy's dialysis machine failed? It took three vets with a difibrulator to try and save him, but what he really needed was his nurse. He didn't even get to say goodbye, not to you, or his family.

You're heartless, you are. How's that Collie? Was his scan ok?

EDIT that bloke who's taking up your evenings, get rid of him. B3ta is much more important.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)