Social experiment
Over the next week, every time you have any kind of thought passing through your head about lunch, where you are, what you're doing, however boring, tedious and out of context, text it to a large group of friends and marginal aquintances.

If you want to talk to one of them individually, put their name at the front before sending it to the whole group.

If noone is texting you back by the end of the week, smash your phone and lock yourself in a darkened room until you die of boredom and despair.

Edit: If anyone questions why you seem to have totally lost the plot, tell them you're part of a hive mind and they simply don't get it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:45, 8 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

But what if
you don't have a large group of friends?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Clearly,
you should select 20 random people from the phonebook to broadcast your shoe size to.

And wear a blindfold while you're doing it. This improves both spelling and surprise when someone shouts back.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Better still...
...gaz it to the mods, especially if it's really wanky.

They'll make a QOTW out of it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Isn't that
the essence of twatter?
( monkeybananaraffle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:20, Reply)

If the experiment takes off
Put a Web 2.0 spin on it.

Start a daily thread of the inane babble in b3ta QOTW off topic and call it something homely.
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Oh bugger,
you mean someone's already thought of this?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Maybe, maybe
But then people would have the choice to not read the thread.

This way you get to ram your most banal thoughts and feelings down the throats of your friends, via their phone.

It's the magic New Way of communicating with all your friends, though not necessarily of keeping them.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, Reply)

'If noone is texting you back by the end of the week'
What, Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits?

WICKEEEEDDD!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, Reply)