The first four entries on the FP of
www.b3ta.com/questions/drugs/

are all wonderful. In fact, scratch that, pretty much the whole FP is worth a look.

The best line:

"My sincerest apologies to the couple on the bench. It must have been most offputting to your stride to suddenly have a group of wet, sandy, disrevelled and tripping bikers come out of the darkness to surround you and poke your girlfriend's bare arse with a stick.

We ran when the screaming started."
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:44, Reply)