Once upon a time
There lived a bunch of crazy people. They all resided in a land called B3tatown where any outsiders would probably think they were all on crack, but only a very small proportion of the folk there were actually on anything stronger than hard cider and the occassional licking of toads.

One day TGB decided she would write everyone a story but as it turns out she couldn't really be bothered so instead she played lots of porn to the villagers and they all jerked off covering the streets in their warm jizz.

Then it got very cold and the jizz froze so they all went ice skating.

The end.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:22, Reply)