I think that was on telly the other day!
A chap on a construction site suddenly gets set on by a truck, chased around until he falls onto some spikes.

Oh no, hang on, I think he was tripping cos he'd touched some ooze on a weird pipe he'd found first.

Does anyone have the first idea what I'm on about? Didn't think so.

And the film I thought was called Frankenfish, about some kids on holiday on a river attacked by government mutated piranha is something else a lot more serious sounding on IMDB :-(

It's got a fantastically cheesy bit in it where the 'big dumb one' had managed to kill the fish on his boat and slices out its heart, slaps it on the grill, shouting "Yeah! You ate my brother now I'm gonna eat you, you bastard!".

Just as he takes a big bite out of the almost raw fish heart, a SECOND 12 ft piranha launches out of the water and takes a bit out of HIM! Rofflefish...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 20:03, Reply)