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That's true, only Australia is like Essex, compared to America, which is more like the north. What with their guns and their dislike of foregners, and whippets too.

Go to America, there's bloody whippets everywhere.

VC that must be why I thought you were a Kiwi, but now I know you're not, I'll try not to respect you less.

Ah go on, Mordred. It's not going to be that big a deal if you post it.
Did she cheat on you?
Did you cheat on her?
Did she find you in bed wearing nothing but a bin bag covered in yuor own vomit, as you were being throttled by Jack Lemmon, and Felicity Kendall fisting your arse?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:44, Reply)