There was a man
Who fell down a well when he was a boy.
Then his parents got killed.
He spent his teenage years stealing stuff from his dead father's company, before getting trained by ninjas.
Turned out the ninjas were evil, so he set their house on fire.
Then he went home.
Then he dressed up as a flying mouse.
Then the ninjas turned up with a giant microwave and turned everyone in the city mental with a magic gas that they got from a man dressed as a bird-scarer.
Then the man dressed as an air-mouse killed all the ninjas.
The end.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, Reply)