Well me and my mates tried to make a film a long time ago. The plot is a bit dodgy but hear me out...

Back in the days of Vietnam three high ranking officers were faced with a dreadful situation. Their platoon had been decimated - the grim reality was they had to abandon the doomed platoon in the deepest part of the rainforest.

In the escape, two of the officers abandon the third who had second thoughts and went back to fight with his doomed army.

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Back to present day. One of the remaining officers is an alcoholic waster (bit like Tom Cruise in that film he lacks legs), unappreciated by the locals and generally bitter towards the world. The other has turned to God and shuns the public.

Erm, to cut a bit of story, the *abandoned* officer comes back from the dead. He apparently indulged in a bit of mystical Vietcong witch-craft and raised his fallen troops from the dead as Zombies. Ravenous GAY Zombies. Unlike the classic Romero Zombies (who transmit the disease through blood) these Zombies do so via bum-rape.


We got about 40% through the actual shooting and then the parent of the guy whos camera it was found all the footage. She was horrified and I can't quite look her in the eye ever since...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, Reply)