Daughter painted my nails at the weekend
Yeah, bog off.

Anyway, I bought some nail polish remover today and now my nails are not black and orange.

Reading the back of the bottle - I do this, regardless of what the product is - I noticed it said 'Bitrex protected'

I looked up Bitrex on Wikipedia:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denatonium_benzoate

The bitterest substance known to man, or something. And I thought, come on... how bitter can it be?

I don't regret many things in life, but I can tell you how bitter it is now.

PRETTY FUCKING BITTER.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:37, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Is it even more bitter than your Mum
after she found out about your Dad and I?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:40, Reply)

Heheh, you adorable cunt!
I like this Bert. That other Bert was a bit of a tit, but you can stay.

I've been up since 6am yesterday and worked today. I feel great!

Are you working late?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:42, Reply)

That stuff is awful.
I've used my daughter's nail polish remover to clean adhesive off of glass, and later touched my now-dry finger to my lips and been rewarded with the most dreadful taste in my mouth. I never knew what it was called, only that I needed to wash my hands immediately after using the stuff.

Bleh.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:55, Reply)

A bit of a tit?
Well fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Mr fucking la-di-da, fucking poncey Lady Gadiver wannabe.

I'm going home soon, and I have until next Thursday off! Woo!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:56, Reply)

It's very, very grim
I will, however, be recommending it to my brothers. The three of us used to get up to quite a range of Jackass-type stuff, and I think this qualifies.

Edit: You love it, Bertrude, you know you do.

Does that mean you won't be here? You'll just be lounging on your sofa eating Kinder eggs and wanking to Rachel from Countdown?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Rachel from Countdown?
Is that her name...? Mmmm....

I will be eating my easter eggs, and ignoring the fuck out of B3ta.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Fair play.
Have a good week.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:14, Reply)

You too, ugly.

Cheerio!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:20, Reply)

I et
a Hermestas, out of curiosity. Bleaurgh.

Don't do it kids :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 20:53, Reply)