I work in a chemist
Condoms should not be a source of amusement... but they are.

After I'd been there a few weeks I had a conversation about embarrassing purchases with my mum, and she asked me if I'd had any customers buying condoms. At that point I'd had three. I replied, yes, there were two young lads - individually, not together - who shuffled nervously around the shop, looking at every single other item on sale before surreptitiously placing a box of three (extra safe) condoms on the counter and trying to buy them without me actually noticing... Bless.
And the other was a large jolly man in his 40s who proudly threw a box of 18 on the counter with a "go me!" attitude which made me smile :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:33, Reply)