An old favourite
A young lion was talking to and older lion just before they were to be let into the Roman Forum for the final showdown with the Christians.

"This is the first time for me, I'm not sure what I should do," said the younger lion.

The older lion says, "it's easy: you run up to the Christians and roar as load as you can and take a swipe at them with your paw, just before you eat them!"

"Why all the theatrics?" asks the younger lion. "Shouldn't we just eat them?"

The older lion shakes his head, "NO, it's better to scare the shit out of them first...they taste better that way!"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:13, Reply)