Quote from Radio 4 just now....
"I'm not sure how complex or interesting a duck really is"

Who the fuck does this person think he is? Ducks are full of win!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:29, 15 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

WTF?
Ducks are 100% FTW, just ask mistaspakkaman!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:33, Reply)

they are the business!
I was on site with a client a while ago and we were discussing river restoration. Getting on pretty well until he said "we need to do something about all these fucking ducks though"

I almost stabbed him.

Ducks are the evil geniuses of the animal kingdom!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:35, Reply)

Evil geniuses?
Vipros, I take it you've heard this before?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU

Written by Alan Moore, apparently...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:37, Reply)

and they really are so
VERY TASTY!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:38, Reply)

Ducks are indeed FTW
Except of course in cricket. It wasn't a sports report you were listening to, was it?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:39, Reply)

No,
but I can see why they might be ineffective at both bat and field.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:41, Reply)

I fucking love ducks.
Gently and with plenty of lube.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:42, Reply)

Indeed, Mr Crow
Their bowling's crap too.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:43, Reply)

Yeah,
but can you imagine a mallard in cricket whites and shin pads?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:44, Reply)

Ha ha
And a box over its bollocks!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:45, Reply)

I'm now imagining a duck
with one box over its balls and one over its beak, looking like some sort of perverted cricket-playing duck surgeon.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:46, Reply)

I really wish I could draw
as this image would make a great cartoon.

But my artistic skills are so limited that it takes me all my time to draw a straight line without a ruler. Seriously!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:50, Reply)

/frantic scribbling
Well, I wouldn't want to disappoint you...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Daddles.
Anyone remember him?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:34, Reply)

That drawing ^^
is fantastic!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:34, Reply)