This is such a fail
Here I am, doing my best just to get the afternoon to pass a little faster by emulating a woman who hates me, but it's just not happening, I don't even know where everybody is. I think I might cry.

Nah, I probably won't cry, but I might. MAybe I could answer my own question, yeah that's a good idea.

If I were single, and not horribly awkward and evil and everything, I'd probably have a crack at the little blonde girl who works in Sainsburys, because she flirts with me every time I'm in there.
Not that you care, but I'm only making conversation. Can't hurt can it? Unless it's with yourself. First sign of madness and all that.

Madness were a good band, weren't they? I like House of Fun, Our House, Baggy Trousers, it must be love and all that, even the Birdseye ads with Suggs in don't get on my tits as much as you think they might. They really don't.

Oh well, I'll stop now.

EDIT damn me for typing that while you were all posting. Yes, I was asking about the people all of you fancy in real life, the ones you might actually have a chance with someday.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:53, Reply)