My Lord I fucking do
I have well over 3000 vinyl records - a wall of MDF crates full of the buggers - and more magazines, books and DVDs/videos than you could shake a stick at. Then there's the clothes....and the weapons....the guitars.......

I have a mania for acquiring stuff that began with toy soldiers in the 70s and has never ended. My brother's the same - an obsessive collector, but of even weirder shit like Victorian midget postcards.

Between my detritus and my cat, a 'quick getaway' for me would take a minimum of a month.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, Reply)