I love this photo
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/5256705/Police-officers-use-megaphones-to-alert-residents-if-doors-and-windows-open.html
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:16, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that
is fucking hilarious.
( cackers, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again
the police are useless cunts
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I'd go fucking spastic if they did that to me
It's up to me if I want to leave my windows open. Maybe I'm too warm?

I'd do my level best to get them arrested for breach of the peace, although you can bet I wouldn't succeed. Exactly which law gives the police the right to wake you up with a megaphone when you haven't done anything wrong?
(username1, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I think
that waking up from an afternoon nap to a pair of shouty bints in the street below yelling at me for open windows might result in me taking a Super Soaker and cooling them off a bit.

Maybe one loaded up with some Eau de Roseann Barr.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 1 May 2009, 15:38, Reply)