^ thanks chaps
We've just got home from a night out with chums - DG and the other bloke were indulging in a lengthy pun-off on swine flu, when DG came out with that gem.

So this is married life. Instead of ripping my tights off to give me some pork sword the instant we get home, he can't wait to present b3ta with a spanger. Is this when I start taking jelly beans out of the jar then? It would appear so. The only advantage I have is being able to spang him in the flesh. So, what should I use;

a) the Tefal frying pan
b) the Ken Hom wok
c) the heavy based stainless steel paella pan
d) the teflon coated omelette pan
e) place the biggest 3 litre heavy saucepan on his head and bang it repeatedly with the taty masher...?

YOU DECIDE
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:21, Reply)