Go Hair Pot!
I vote for 'none' as well.

In fact the idea of never having to witness any form of sport ever again fills me with joy.

In truth it's not so much the sports themselves (which I regard as merely pointless and a bit silly) but the associated 'culture'. I can't abide it. I've never been a joiner-in (symptomatic of an overarching and richly undeserved superiority complex), and nothing screams 'herd' to me more than the torrents of gibbering simpletons that plague the streets surrounding (particularly) football matches.

The idea of 'we got three goals' etc also annoys and amuses me in equal measures (I've crapped on about this in QOTWs before). WE? What part did you play, you fat cunt?

Sorry if makes me a cock of epic proportions but I used to live in Highbury so I have my own special reasons for feeling like this *shudders*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)