Know what you mean by 'toothy'
Once stopped seeing a girl because her tongue was like sandpaper. Well, like an Eel dressed in sandpaper.

That and meeting up with a bloke she'd only spoken to online to pretend to be his girlfriend to trick her way in to a swingers party. Lovely girl, salt of the earth.

Edit: Your voluptuous, cavernous, tramp welcoming mother, Bert.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)