Now if we, the better internet. Were to send over a power-council to discuss the taking of QOTW users to /talk..
..The likes of myself might not be able to attend for fear of one of you over-hammering the inhaler and tearfully running at me with a steak-knife.
In my place, I'd have to send GMoS, Baldmonkey, SirSandGoblin and AmorousBadger.

At this time, QOTW, who do YOU think would put forward amongst your own for the official moving over party.
There will have to be deals signed, mainly based around you not moaning as much over there. Especially at me.
I'm very popular.

Surely you have somebody who isn't a Linux using mouth breather. Capable of holding high level talks with people better than him or herself.


Please. Don't nominate some of your QOTW cyber eye-candy. Or Piston_Broke.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:25, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who's the cyber eye candy?
Send Donkey gums. I like him
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:27, Reply)

A World of Warcrafter.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:31, Reply)

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what is wrong with this country
"Linux using mouth breather".

It's never "cool" to know things about stuff or appear in any way intelligent because there will always be someone like JMG sitting at the back of the class throwing spitballs at the back of your head.

Tell you what though, they get pretty pissed off when you take their girlfriend off them cos she's bored of throwing rocks at cars and the low forehead is starting to show through their premature balding...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:30, Reply)

You've certainly stuck to school roleplay today, I'll give you that.
Now.. People who use or enjoy Linux are automatically intelligent.

You certainly aren't showing a chink in one's Armour (or if you like, firewall?) with this reply.
It's amazing what can stir up the internet.


I often made fun of people who'd argue over Apple vs Microsoft.
I feel I have a base here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I'm glad for you
Just don't ask me to touch it
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, Reply)

You forgot a full stop, after "you", there.
Plus after "it".


Don't worry. I'll make a spelling mistaYke at some point for you to expose.
You'll instantly feel ten times taller.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Did I?
I do apologise. I hope it didn't make your vagina too itchy.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I used to make fun of a fat man on /talk who'd always make something up about me whenever I'd pick on him.
He's got me on "block" at the minute.
He also has an internet girlfriend he now lives with.

I miss making fun out of him. I miss his outbursts.



So. I have a vagina, eh?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Just the one?
Fat man that is, not vagina.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I thought it was more that JMG was one of the internet fatties he professes to hate.
He is therefore caught in a self loathing flagellating cycle which will never end.

Edit: But he's a mean shot with a paintball gun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Guesswork can make us believe whatever we like. On the internet.
But I must admit, I've never been paintballing.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I should also like to point out, Mr JMG, Sir,
that you are in the lair of people who like to write and know a thing or two about grammar and punctuation.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:33, Reply)

I see.
There's never going to be a time I will link to this post too. I bet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Harsh, Mr Oli, harsh indeed.
I nominate Kaol, The Grammar Badger, beckyjsbx, Agnostic Antichrist and Herr Doktor Lemminge.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I was referring to Donkey gums
nevermind.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I missed my afternoon cig
and I'm bored :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Would you like to soap up your boobs
and rub them against mine?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Yes please, Bert
that would be lovely.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:59, Reply)