on a mildly serious note
When I was considering methods of "rolling a seven" I investigated and managed to rank order the most painful, thus

Most painful: self immolation
Most timely: self death of a thousand cuts

And at the other end of the scale

Least time: electrocution (essentially running a defibrillator backwards)
Least pain and eventual choice
A heady wee cocktail including drunkenness thus boxing my already quite screwed liver, prescription meds ensuring that the liver is totally stuffed, and the coup de grace of immersion hypothermia in a place where the nearest transplant facilities are around 4000 miles away. If the immersion hypothermia didn't get me I'd be so wasted that I would drown and if all of that didn't work unlikely as it is then I'd finally due of septicaemia as my liver being SO screwed I'd go into hepatic and then renal failure within 12 to 18 hours. -
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:48, Reply)