Talk not rising to your bait today?
Or have you outgrown them?

You can live here if you like, the more the merrier. We wont hate you, but you will have to man up a bit.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I can see this is how some of the females fit in.
But alas your internet replies will have no effect on JMG.
I'm incredibly well to do.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:06, Reply)

So you never, ever, ever get angry at the Internet?
As far as I can see, your whole life is spent on the Internet, either on B3ta or blogging about B3ta.

If you never get angry at The Internet, this must surely mean you never get angry at anything, anywhere and are the only person on the planet with no strong opinion on anything.

But I think we knew this...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Because JMG is entirely self-parody
I think al summed it up the other day when he suggested "You are Legless and I claim my five pounds".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Oh Internet.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one with common sense.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:59, Reply)

What?
You take yourself more seriously than others not versed in the ways of JMG?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 18:45, Reply)