Canada
I reckon it would be pretty simple.

I'd then build my forces and invade America and work my way down to Mexico. I'd force the natives to join my army before moving through South America.

Once I'm done there I'd tootle back up north, amass my forces and invade Russia, move down to China, across to the Middle East, split my forces between Africa and Europe and reign supreme!

I'd then sit back and rule the world with a nice cup of tea.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Canada
would be a pretty good choice - but you've got to be careful of the bears.

And Celen Dion.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I'd eat the bears
And fuck Celene really really hard just to piss my mate off.

Then I'd make her dance with the bears.

Then I'd let the bears eat her.

Then I'd eat the bears.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

If you ever run for Parliament
You've got my vote.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Already planning on this but if my plan came to fruition
Each country would have a Governor, answerable only to me. They would run each country in whatever manner they see fit. In essence it would be like a franchise and I'd get a share of each nations profits.

The UK would be effectively be global headquarters. I'd live in big medieval castle on top of a big hill. I'd be protected by archers, and ninjas with tigers would patrol my estate.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

How would you stop the Governers getting too big for their boots
and trying to overthrow you?

I've always wanted to live in a castle.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

FEAR
Plain and simple.

Each national governor would liase with a continental governor, while still be ultimately responsible to me and nobody but me.

Don't question my plans - you could be fucking up your future should they ever become reality.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Should we be worried
That you've put so much thought into this?

If you ever manage it, you'd better not forget about my castle.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Norway was it?
It's probably not as scary as my well thought out, and possibly undetectable, plan that myself and some mates once had for the kidnap, torture, murder and disposal of a rather unpleasant chap.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:13, Reply)