Royal Snail
They've had impossible targets imposed on them courtesy of some idiotic politician somewhere - no doubt the resulting postie nervous breakdowns and shit service resulting from a twenty five second per household allotted round will be trotted out to justify privatisation.

Politicians... Dig deep enough into anything that's fucked up in this country and you'll find one of these mouth-breathing parasites meddling and making it all worse.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 19 May 2009, 17:24, Reply)