I'd get used to the sand sooner or later, I reckon.
I'm not a fan of hot weather, so I'd become nocturnal. Polar bears can't see well at night.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'd spend my days
covering you in sand whilst you slept
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You could give him sand boobs
.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Bollocks to that,
I'd sleep up a tree.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Well, she'll just have to fashion a rudimentary bucket
from the shell of your last turtle meal, and use that to carry sand up the tree to pour on top of you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:26, Reply)

If he's up the tree,
A leaf bra could then be fashioned for the sand boobs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Unless, of course,
he goes to sleep in a coconut tree...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:31, Reply)

God damn,
I hate you people.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Hey, I've just got your best interests at heart.
A bra fashioned from two halves of coconut would give you the support you would sorely need. If TGB and Applebite were to successfully build sandboobs atop your chest whilst you slept in a tree, of course.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I say
we just cut down the tree he is sleeping in
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I say you can fuck off.

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I say
Wildebeest are fucking awesome.

But it isn't really relevant to the matter in hand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03, Reply)