I would like to be stranded with DonkeyGums.
He is very funny and good at climbing trees.
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm hurt :(

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11, Reply)

But you said you'd be crap on a desert island...

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I'd be angry, all the time.
But quite useful.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:13, Reply)

But can you climb trees as efficiently?

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:20, Reply)

...
...

No.

Why'd you need to climb trees though? Just burn them down instead.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I like watching men climb trees.

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Oh I see.
FINE.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Well,
I can't even lie on the sand with you, can I?
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:38, Reply)

You can lie all you want,
If it makes you feel better :(
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:43, Reply)

*lies*
*feels great*
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Awesome, isn't it?
*grins*
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:48, Reply)

'lo miss clenders
you still coming to the beer festival tonight? I'll be there with my work colleagues. Be sure to embarrass me in a b3ta stylee if you see me.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Hello you!
Sadly, I have skived off college so much recently that if I do so again tonight, I may be thrown off the course :(
Beer or education? You'd think there'd be no choice.

Oh, it would have been nice to see you though.
*sighs*
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:17, Reply)

awww nevermind
I'll just have to get so drunk that I do all the embarrassing myself.

It's a gift.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:18, Reply)

You are truly blessed, Jesus.

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:20, Reply)