Why?
has clearly read better item descriptions
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not the description, the piss take reviews
[quote:]I have cats and I am a man. You're probably thinking that is a contradiction. However, my cats are especially masculine. You might have heard of a little something called a lion... well the only difference between my cats and a lion is my cats never sleep. My cats are so tough. They are not afraid of water. They take showers with me. So I bought this shirt because I also like wolves. Big mistake. Upon seeing my shirt both of my cats died instantly while bodily fluids poured out of every orifice in their bodies. I'm telling you right now you do not want to see this. Whatever you're imagining this must be like it is much worse in person. Sometimes I think back to the cat times, but mostly I think of the future. This Three Wolf Moon shirt may have killed my two cats, but now I have three Wolves. Incidentally, the Wolves' food is much cheaper as they feed on female attention. And they are well fed my friends....well fed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)