What? You're homeless?
Did you try paying the rent and not smashing the place up?

Did you try not drinking such stupid amounts of alcohol that you lost your (very cushy) job and had numerous miscarriages (not that you should be allowed to breed!)?

Do you sometimes wish that you hadn't cheated on me with the welsh bloke, losing the house that we had, losing all the furniture (that was me and my dad - he paid for it!), losing all respect and dignity?

Did you enjoy your damp ridden flat with the welsh bloke while getting used as punchbag for the next year? (harsh that was!)

Do you look back and wonder how you managed to fuck your life up so much over the last 4/5 years?

Do you wonder why not many people like you? Could it be because you expect everyone to help yet have no inclination to help yourself?

I have so many questions I'd like to ask you.

Finally, I'd love to help you out sweetie but I'm busy picking my bum.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)