OK
Shag: Widdecombe, but mainly so I can slap her in the face afterwards.
Marry: Alan Patridge, might get me a step up in to the world of Radio - A-Ha!
Kill: Jim from Neighbours. How dare he confuse me with his appearances on mainstream US television shows? Also, had the lamest on-screen death EVAR. *orange rolls across the floor*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

In an ideal world, though:
Angelina Jolie and Rhona Mitra
Charlize Theron EDIT: if my wonderful fiancee leaves me and I have to marry a Hollywood Starlet, of course.
Amy Fecking Winehouse
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

this comes up far too often
but I knew Rhona Mitra's brother at uni

he is incredibly tall
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Saw
Jim from Neighbours in Spamalot in London - was quite funny, but nowhere near as funny as Simon Russell Beale had been.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I saw Peter Davidson and Tim Curry in that.
Both were the awesomes, and it's a fab show!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)