All you have to do is mention the word "Helmet"
and the internet goes nuts.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 28 May 2009, 14:18, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Or knickers.
Apparently.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Or Polka Dots

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 28 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I think if anyone mentioned Polka Dot Knickers right now,
the Internet might actually turn itself inside out.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Polka Dot Helmet Knickers
*ducks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 28 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You are making the Internet VERY ANGRY
A crack team of highly trained /talkers will surround you and TAKE YOU DOWN for your filth.

They've read nothing but the cartoons in the back of the Daily Mail for weeks, and are super psyched up.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

DEAR INTERNET USER
My client objects most strongly to your continued use of the word:
'Helmet'
I cite the case of B Monkey -v- J M Geordie in which the CLAIMANT
was awarded CONSIDERABLE SUCCESS FUND MONEY
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Is it wrong
that I'm actually finding this prick quite funny?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I find him/her/it hilarious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

No
I feel the same way
( djtrialprice, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Did the case surround
whether the words 'borrow' or 'touch' were used in relation to the words 'your helmet' over many gazzes?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

HELMET

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)