I can...
Shake my pupils (I mean my eyes of course, it's hard to describe), wiggle my ears and raise eyebrows independently.

All of the above can be performed at the same time for maximum "wtf?"

Also, I was once on Blue Peter

[edit] gawd damn you Ed, beat me by a minute or so
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sorry!
b3tamax

but you win for being on blue peter. did you get to shag konnie huq?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Nop
Well before the Huq, this was back in my school days when Anthea Turner, Tim someone and the black chick were running things.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)