Hmmm...
I just read the following about a man going to prison for spiking an omelette...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8077341.stm

Made me worry a little...
www.b3ta.com/questions/foodsabotage/post250194
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:11, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As long as you didn't drug
your mice, i'm sure your fine.



well, pretty sure.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I'm hoping.
...
Only time will tell.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

yes, but
did you rape her then set fire to her house afterwards?


Actually, don't answer that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)

are you
Stephen Singer?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I don't think so.
Who the fuck is Stephen Singer?
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

You don't think so?
So you're not sure, then?
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Well, I don't know the facts,
So I'm not a HUNDRED PERCENT sure.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Right.
So you think you might be this other person, then?
Or at least, there's a possibility?
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I could be.
In as much as it might be an alias that I forgot about.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)

You wanna know who Stephen Singer is?
TRY READING YOUR OWN LINK, RETARD.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oooooooh,
THAT Stephen Singer.
Nope, not him.
Maybe another one.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I'm really scared that he's
forgotten who he is and that there is a possibility that he's a murdering rapist.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Al, I despair.
I don't know what to do with him.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

YOU'RE worried?
How do you think poor Stephen feels?
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Mongity mong
Guess what my favourite word today is kids?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Is it
"kids"?
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Mine's Kaoltard

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

That's not a real word,
You just made it up.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

See:
"Results for: Kaoltard

Your search - Kaoltard - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords."
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

You know how you have a biology degree
so you make up shit about science all the fucking time?

My degree is in English, so STFU.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

What?
I've never made up anything about science EVER.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Applauds
I love that name :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

And I, my lovely, love you :)

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Clendrix is ON FUCKING TOP FORM TODAY

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

THAT'S IT!
I've been proven foolish and wrong on the internet.
I'M GOING TO DELETE EVERYTHING.
That'll teach you.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Go on then, arse face.
Thread deleter.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

He's no better than Ed!
thread deleting kaoltard.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Woah that's harsh
He gazzed me last night to ask if I thought you were being mean to him.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Seriously?

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Tell him I was
tell him I think he should stop trying to offer advice to other people when he can't even keep his finger off the delete button.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Yup
I told him to get to fuck
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

What a kaoltard

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

*points*
*laughs*
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Kaoltard
is going to be my new favourite insult.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Shut it!
You kaoltard...
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

*sighs*
It was a deliberate reference...
Damn you people have got stupid while I was away.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

No we haven't.
You've become more arrogant, that's all.
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

I don't think that's possible.
I'm THAT good.
I reckon you're all suffering from withdrawal symptoms.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I think you've become
a little kaoltarded
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

He has!

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I think you've become
a little kaoltarded
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

He has!

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Hmmm...
I sense a glitch in the Matrix...
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I think you've become
a little kaoltarded
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I'm just
fucking with you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

He has!

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

He has!

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I can't become that,
It's a default.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Well said, you!
And with that, I'm off the pub.
Toodle Pip!
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Pip,
And indeed toodle!

I think I'm here 'til about seven tonight.
Woo fucking hoo.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

*pinches Kaol's bum*
*runs away*
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)