If I had tits would you give me this much attention?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You do
And I shall.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Sir Psychochomp, grand diplomat from the lands of /Talk
Approached the Royal Palace of Letters, showing no fear. He waited, somewhat impatiently, for the Herald to send word of his arrival to Her Royal Highness.

The Herald ran as fast as his legs could carry him, fervent in his desire to serve Princess Becky until his dying breath. Reaching her throne he prostrates himself in front of her regal form, and waits for her to motion for him to speak. After graciously allowing the Herald to regain his breath, the Princess waves her hand majestically.

"Thank you, oh Revered One. There is an ambassador from /Talk here to see you."

"Thank you, Herald" says the Princess, "Send her in."

The Herald knew that the Princess is never wrong, and that her word is Law, so after allowing the ambassador audience with the Princess, prepared for word to be sent throughout the lands that, from that day, Sir Psychochomp was forever to be known as Lady Psychochomp.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Laughs like a drain

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:33, Reply)

hmmmm

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

You have tits
they're just not as awesome as mine
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Either you're continuing to call me a girl or you're calling me fat,
either way I'm angry with you online.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

So boys cant have tits now?
fascist
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)