ooh! another
1. "I would not breed from this child"

2. "other children would follow childname anywhere, if only out of morbid fascination"

3. "work fascinates your offspring. S/he can sit and watch it being done by other kids all day"

4."your child seems to believe that the role of the school is simply to provide an outlet for his nascent entertainment skills, and as a teacher, my role is solely to entertain him"

5."taxes are being utterly wasted in an entirely futile attempt to teach your offspring"

6."has you considered a career for your child in existing solely as an example to others"

7."in lieu of a specific note, allow to say 'wibble'"
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)