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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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But it wouldn't eat the frozen mice they got from the pet shop, so his mother used to have to heat them up in microwave.
Or she did, until a frozen rat exploded in it.
( , Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

...burst mouse in the airing cupboard emits a unique smell.
*boaks*
( , Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Reminds me of the Hale and Pace sketch (PJM - presumably you remember?) of not microwaving a cat and then opening the door with the Blue Peter flourish "Here's one we did earlier"
( , Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)
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