Eeep!
Mines all good, its hidden by my eyebrow! Hazah!

Hmmm... I don't suppose you can really hide yours if they're on your legs... well, other than by wearing trousers! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

footless tights
might be a bit chavvy but they've changed my life.
Now I don't look like I play Leg Self-Harm
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Ah
Genius! Not chavvy at all! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I believe
that Jack Dee did a sketch where he was talking about dogs and cats reactions to DIY (specifically, erecting a shelf)

Dog: "I love you. I don't know what you're doing, but I love you."

Cat: ", I'm not putting my books up there."
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

spot on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)