In which case
It was not advisable to run, screaming, past the door of the office full of women down the corridor, with a reasonably lifelike (not at all lifelike) rubber tarantula attached to me at a distance by a fine thread...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

it was advisable
they'll either think you're funny, a bit mentally vulnerable, or merely scared of spiders. Either way you're bound to be in there with at least three of them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Awesome
Though I have just realised that only one of them has made it in today.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

if you're lucky
she might like the funny, the mentally vulnerable, AND the arachnophobic
(that needed the Oxford comma, I feel.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Yeah,
I think I'm just disappointed after your statistical analysis got me geared up for the idea of a foursome...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

be careful what you wish for
a foursome, with three of your female co-workers. Your life would be hell either very quickly after it began or immediately after it finished, or maybe somewhere during.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

True
Especially if the prof next door were to hear the noise. She doesn't like to be disturbed. (Though they did recently install extra soundproofing between those two offices)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Oh the text
it's all running down the wall. I don't like it. It's making my right side heavy.
How can we make it normal??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

I'll start a new one
at the very bottom of this thread
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)